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Oh how I love it when the little red strip of mercury--or whatever chemical they use today--begins to drop centimeter by centimeter.  Sure, we live in Florida and it never really gets cold, but you won't find me complaining as winter draws near.  I, for one, am perfectly happy and pleasantly suprised when the cold begins to set it;  I, for one, welcome the cold and chill while wearing short sleeves and shorts throughout the winter; and I, for one, wish that it would stay cold all year round, however futile that wish may be.

Since summer was put in place by God, however, I'll stop being selfish and say that he must have loved my mother more than me, because summer in this state is the very bane of my existence...  Okay, he doesn't love her more than me, he simply gives her half of the year while I have to suffer with the other half.
Ahem.
As I was saying--Cold.
I love it and I love the Christmas season, but wish that there was less homework to deal with...
It's kind of like having to do homework on a Sunday, WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR DAY OF REST!?  If I ruled the world, we would all have a siesta in the middle of the day, like some cultures, and that would solve all our problems.  Plain colored socks would be banned.  They would then be replaced by the socks of many colors and everyone would have fifteen furry blankets and ten pillows each, that is all.
No, wait, I take that back.  I have one more thing I need to add...
Chapstick.  Now, I'm done with my endless rant.

"How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak." (--I concur.)

"One good turn gets most of the blanket." (--Again, I concur.)

"Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color."

Goodnight, God.
P.S.
I love you. <3